What does C.H.A.N.G.E Stand For?
AJ the trucker from Georgia called in and said he overheard some bigots talking about Barack Obama on the CB radio. One said “CHANGE” stands for “Come Help A Nigger Get Elected.” Since PBMers aren’t disgusting trogledytes, listeners immediately started generating alternative acronyms. Some examples after the jump…
Could
He
Accomplish
Next
Generation
Energy
Can’t
Have
Another
Neocon
Gangbanging
Everyone
Come
Here
And
Numb
GOP
Egos
Chitlin
Heaven
A
New
Government
Eatery
Could
Hussein’s
America
Negate
Greedy
Economics
Cause
Habibs
Are
Not
Getting
Eliminated
Can’t
Have
Any
No-name
Govenor
Elected
Country
Hillbillies
All
Need
Gramnmar
Education
Suggest your own in the comments!
You forgot one:
Can’t
Have
A
Noxious
Grandpa
Elected
Can’t
Have
Alaskan
Nitwit
Governor
Elected
madison Reply:
November 3rd, 2008 at 9:09 pm
fuck u bitch
Tessa from WV Reply:
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:27 pm
ouch, looks like we have a Palin fan…lol, she told me to f off too….
hey honey, you’re entitled to your opinions too, but if you want some credit, might want to be a little more affluent and articulate than that.
Jennifer Reply:
November 4th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Palin has done nothing but good for Alaska, and I think she would do the same for our country! You liberals with no morals whatsoever need to shut your trap! At least Palin believed in keeping her child even though she knew she would have down syndrome. What would a liberal do? Have an abortion!That is exactly what a liberal would do!!!And Obama is not right for President either, he is a 46 year old political virgin with no military experience and no clue on how to run our country. But he’s probably not going to get in because he still has to prove he is an American Citizen, which he is not! He was born in Kenya. So McCain has got the Presidency won already!
And if Obama gets voted in, guess what, we’re going to have a socialist country, I bet everyone in the U.S. would love that!!!So, if you people are just voting to vote democrat, maybe you should do your research!
So have a GREAT day!
steve, jasper Reply:
November 5th, 2008 at 12:45 am
When will people realize that pro choice does not equal pro abortion?
I’m not soliciting abortion for god’s sake!
I just think a woman has a right to decide for herself!
nicole Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
every woman what about the human being insde her stomach thats legal murder.
maybe she should think 2 before having somefun before marriage.
steve, jasper Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
We could debate for days on what constitutes a human being.
I find it interesting that you put the brunt of the result (pregnancy) on the woman.
Seems strange from someone who I guess is a woman by the name.
That is the problem. The woman is left holding the baby while the man disappears in many cases.
Or she is raped by a stranger or a relative.
Don’t assume that it was fun for the woman.
I want to reiterate that I’m not pro abortion, I just feel the woman should be able to make decisions when it comes to her body without the government being involved.
Let the churches preach whatever they want but keep the government out of it.
Tessa from WV Reply:
November 15th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
steve is right, who is to say it was all the womans decision.
and also, although i do, not everyone believes life begins at conception.
myself, i could not have an abortion unless under extreme circumstances. but what right do i have to make that decision for every other person out there? i don’t, period. and how can you presume to make that decision for every woman, and for every circumstance? you don’t have a right to. you, and every other “pro-lifer” who tries to push your beliefs on every other person, does not own me, and doesn’t own anyone else, you don’t get to be supreme ruler of my soul, sorry, but that is between me and my higher power.
ill climb down off my soap box down, but that just gets me so mad
Tessa from WV Reply:
November 5th, 2008 at 10:15 am
like I said, back up your statements with fact. Obama was first of all born in Hawaii, not Kenya. And to say that liberals always have abortions when concerning special needs children is disgusting. i consider myself to be a democrat and a liberal, and I could never have an abortion, unless resultant of a medical condition because I have a responsibilty to my child. However, it is not my right to say what every other woman can do in the many situtaions that can occur. There are many democrats, and liberal, and HUMAN BEINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who adopt and birth, and love special needs children. But it is not your right to say what another can do with thier body.
You are a disgusting human being if you honestly think that.
Shank Reply:
November 7th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Jennifer, you are an absolute mind-numbing idiot.
Clearly
Homeowners
Also
Need
Gravy
Enemas
oy.
Corporate
Hikes
All
Need
Greatly
Expanded
Children’s
Health
Assurance
Needs
Government
Endorsement
Oh and since we’re doing it for Obama’s word, heres one for McCain:
Man
Afraid of being
Vanquished in
Election
Receives
Into
Campaign
Kook
McCain
Assails
Virtually
Everything
Relatively
Intelligent
Comforts
KKK
I heard this on Alex Bennet on Sirius Left.
Obviously
Blind
About
My
Associations
Can
He
Asphyxiate
Nostalgic
Goals
Emphatically
This is for McCain on Palin
McCain
Always
Vetts
Every
Really
Ignorant
Candidate
Klan Member
This one has 2 a’s, because for this one to happen it would require unbelievable change.
Can
Hannity’s
Ass
Actually
Neglect
George’s
Erection
Change…Hope…A…New…Great…Era
McCain
Always
Vexed
Erectile
Rights
In
Communities
Kenned
Cevered
Hands
And
No
Good
Emotions
Can’t
Handle
Americans
Not
Globally
educated
Come
Help
A
Nitwit
Get
Elected
Man, you’re as funny as a turd in the punch bowl !
Original too! You got it all !
Can u
Help
A
Nigger
Get
Elected
The only real and correct definition is
Citizens
Have
A
New
Government
Enter
This of course does not mean it is always for the better ,but this election cycle I am waiting in anticipation for real REFORM!!