“If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.”  —George Bernard Shaw

The News IQ Quiz

Joe Matarese Reads the NewspaperComedian Joe Matarese’s score percentile matched that of his son’s head size: 35th. That’s pretty pathetic, but I think he got like 2 correct, so maybe we should look at it positively. The best part was when Pete claimed Joe chose Bosnia as his answer to the Serbia question because it was the only answer Joe had actually heard of, and then Joe said, “No, I’ve heard of Kosovo” — which happened to be the correct answer, just not his choice.

If you want, take the quiz for yourself and let us know your score.

Comments

  1. Board Op Aaron
    April 1st, 2008 | 9:46 pm

    Scored a 76. Pretty good for a pothead

    Mike from WV Reply:

    Scored a 91.

  2. Mama Mary
    April 1st, 2008 | 9:55 pm

    We still love you, Joe. And your son is adorable. Luke and Julia are buds.

  3. Todd in Gainesville FL
    April 2nd, 2008 | 12:51 am

    12/12. 97th percentile.

    On a news related note, if this doesn’t sink (Sir Edmund) Hillary Clinton, there is a large segment of the Democratic base who have lost their minds.

    http://www.northstarwriters.com/dc163.htm

    From the story:

    Jerry Zeifman, a lifelong Democrat, supervised the work of 27-year-old Hillary Rodham on the committee. Hillary got a job working on the investigation at the behest of her former law professor, Burke Marshall, who was also Sen. Ted Kennedy’s chief counsel in the Chappaquiddick affair. When the investigation was over, Zeifman fired Hillary from the committee staff and refused to give her a letter of recommendation – one of only three people who earned that dubious distinction in Zeifman’s 17-year career.

    Why?

    “Because she was a liar,” Zeifman said in an interview last week. “She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality.”

    How could a 27-year-old House staff member do all that? She couldn’t do it by herself, but Zeifman said she was one of several individuals – including Marshall, special counsel John Doar and senior associate special counsel (and future Clinton White House Counsel) Bernard Nussbaum – who engaged in a seemingly implausible scheme to deny Richard Nixon the right to counsel during the investigation.

    I mean this is huge. Democrats who no longer support her need to organize some mass interventions with their fellows (and fellettes) who still think she has any chance of winning the general.

    Although I must say it is nice so many Democrats are finally seeing the light where the Clintons are concerned. After reading this story, the nickname ‘Hitlery’ (which I was excoriated for using by my Democratic wife 10 years ago) has been justified!

  4. Todd in Gainesville FL
    April 2nd, 2008 | 12:56 am

    Here’s another News Quiz I scored 70%. I’m proud to say all 3 were entertainment news related!

  5. Todd in Gainesville FL
    April 2nd, 2008 | 1:19 am
  6. Todd in Gainesville FL
    April 2nd, 2008 | 1:29 am

    Hah!

    I’m worth $949/hr in bed.

    It appears a young jet setting swinging kinky chocolate eating high school dropout midget smoker with a small tattoo and 7″ pierced pecker does much better than me at $1,102/hr

  7. April 2nd, 2008 | 9:27 am

    You correctly answered 10 out of the 12 possible questions, which means you did better on the quiz than 83% of the general public…so i’m obviously retarded!!!

    Guess i should pay less attention to the crosswords and the Patriiots getting ready to win their next Super Bowl…should’ve went undefeated IF Brady had no-huddled the entire second half:O

  8. April 2nd, 2008 | 9:31 am

    Score: 90 % on Todd’s test…the entertainment questions could be gotten by logical deductions…AND listening to Stern:)

  9. John from Cleveland
    April 2nd, 2008 | 9:59 am

    Shameful… 11 out of 12

  10. John from Cleveland
    April 2nd, 2008 | 10:01 am

    oh and 9/10 on Todd’s quiz.

  11. Travis from Vermont
    April 2nd, 2008 | 10:15 am

    Damn it…10 out of 12, screwed up Dow Jones and Kosovo. Cursed to always be a B student!

    *impotent fist shaking*

  12. Todd in Titletown FL
    April 2nd, 2008 | 3:44 pm

    Pete,

    From Wikipedia:

    SDI may have been first dubbed “Star Wars” by opponent Dr. Carol Rosin, a consultant and former spokesperson for Wernher von Braun.[citation needed] However, Missile Defense Agency historians attribute the term to a Washington Post article published March 24, 1983, the day after the Star Wars speech, which quoted Democratic Senator Ted Kennedy describing the proposal as “reckless Star Wars schemes.”[31] Some critics used that term derisively, implying it is an impractical science fiction fantasy, but supporters have adopted the usage as well on the grounds that yesterday’s science fiction is often tomorrow’s engineering. In comments to the media March 7, 1986, Acting Deputy Director of SDIO, Dr. Gerold Yonas, described the name “Star Wars” as an important tool for Soviet disinformation and asserted that the nickname gave an entirely wrong impression of SDI.[32]

    Where’s a thread for today?

  13. April 7th, 2008 | 7:41 pm

    I finally took the quiz I scored a 69%, which is 39% higher then my demegraph so I feel pretty good!

  14. Tony in PA
    April 7th, 2008 | 10:44 pm

    9 out of 12 and I am a Master’s level International Relations/Foreign Policy student. Looks like the country is going to shit.

  15. Nate
    April 9th, 2008 | 9:21 pm

    11 out of 12 in the 91 Percentile. Did 61% better than my age group. Not to bad.

  16. May 9th, 2008 | 9:09 am

    I am somewhat embarrassed, but a big enough to admit that I scored a 76%. I guess we all now where I stand now.

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