“If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.”  —George Bernard Shaw

The Alleged Tuft

April 23rd 2008
Posted by Big Brother in Uncategorized

In case you were straining to imagine the so-called “tuft” that Aaron is sporting — or if you’ve just been wondering since this post about his former ugliness just how handsome he is — we’ve got an exclusive for you.

Aaron’s Tuft

Comments

  1. Sean HERE!
    April 24th, 2008 | 7:28 pm

    Could be worse…  you could look like Salzone.

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  2. Board Op Aaron
    April 24th, 2008 | 9:17 pm

    Handsome Devil

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  3. John from Cleveland
    April 24th, 2008 | 9:22 pm

    Sean, I am now sure that both Aaron and Salzone have to give a girl credit card numbers before they will even talk to them.

    Honestly, that tuft of hair will guarantee that he will never ever get laid (by a girl this time).

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    Sean HERE! Reply:
    April 25th, 2008 at 10:31 am

    BURN!  Great call John!

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  4. Joe Salzone
    April 25th, 2008 | 3:45 pm

    John, you are living proof that Cleveland does not, in fact, rock.

    Rot in hell. And I mean that with all due respect.

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  5. John from Cleveland
    April 25th, 2008 | 4:01 pm

    What a comeback… no wonder they have him reading from blogs… 

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  6. Board Op Aaron
    April 25th, 2008 | 4:31 pm

    John its not the Tuft…which is temporarily retired  that would keep me from getting laid…it’s the Tucan Sam Beak that I have for a nose. Check out that profile baby…I do have to give Cleveland some props though. Without Cleveland there would be no Bone Thugs N Harmony

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  7. Board Op Aaron
    April 25th, 2008 | 4:32 pm

    That being said. How dare you for lumping me together with Joe Salzone

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  8. Ronnie from Texas
    April 25th, 2008 | 5:01 pm

    You have a face for radio..

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  9. John from Cleveland
    April 25th, 2008 | 5:08 pm

    Aaron, because you are a fellow self-loather, I have decided that you can stay.  I can see how the beak must make it hard on you.  Do you drink out of a glass in a manner similar to Steve Martin’s character in the movie Roxanne? 

    Joe had a thread earlier in the month about him that showed his peach-fuzzy face.  Any day now, he will get his first curlies and rush in to the studio to show that cute-sounding call screener. 

    East Nineteen Ninety Nine….. I will see you at the crossroads.  If you are in town, I will buy you a beer.  I can’t say the same for that cancer survivor-looking guy behind the microphone.

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  10. Ronnie from Texas
    April 25th, 2008 | 5:16 pm

    I agree, and the photo of P-Jimmy (I coined that when MSH was hosting CBR…you’re welcome) with Titus in the photo log is the gayest, most faggety ad for The Gap that I’ve ever seen.

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  11. Scott the Trucker
    April 25th, 2008 | 8:35 pm

    Is that the 20th century Shaggy? Hey wheres Scoob??

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  12. John from Cleveland
    April 28th, 2008 | 11:53 am

    ZOINKS!

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  13. mama Leone
    April 30th, 2008 | 10:19 pm

    That picture does Aaron no justice. He is beautiful! I should know, I made him myself.
    Leone

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