“If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.”  —George Bernard Shaw

Source: Pete’s Wife to Run Off with Blogcaster Salzone

Blogcaster Joe SalzoneJoe Salzone’s blogcast rumor mill is blazing. Hot on the heels of revelations that Salzone is the soon-to-be-infamous “Client 1″ at Tony Danza’s “Who’s the Boss? I’m the Boss!” prostitution ring, the Pete’s Big Mouth blogcaster says Pete’s wife is leaving him. As Pete’s official fact-checker, I just made an inquiry, but Val wasn’t commenting. So should she leave Pete for Joe? Should Pete’s call screener and sometimes blogcaster Alexandra leave Pete for his older brother?

Comments

  1. Joe Salzone
    March 11th, 2008 | 2:20 pm

    I want to make this perfectly clear: the allegations are totally false. Or, actually, sort of false. It was a misunderstanding. I promise.

  2. Aaron- Board Op Extraordinaire
    March 11th, 2008 | 5:36 pm

    Joe You Rascal! Pete’s just jealous of your blogcasting skills. Unflappable !

  3. Joe Salzone
    March 12th, 2008 | 12:57 pm

    Your grammar, Aaron, is substandard as always.

  4. Lisa
    March 12th, 2008 | 11:25 pm

    How would this be possible? Doesn’t Joe still live at home? Wouldn’t his parent have noticed such an odd thing as a girl in his room? Isn’t he like 12 and not developed yet?

    I can not believe Val would do such a thing. When would she fit it into her schedule with the 2 kids and cleaning up after Pete and his schedule! :)

  5. Aaron Hodges
    March 13th, 2008 | 6:59 am

    I pay you a compliment Joe and still you comment on grammar. What the dilyo?

  6. Joe Salzone
    March 13th, 2008 | 1:08 pm

    Lisa –
    That is so totally unfair. I am almost completely developed.

  7. Alex
    March 13th, 2008 | 3:35 pm

    I’ll be your call screener/blogcaster anytime Brian ;0) lol

  8. Lisa
    March 15th, 2008 | 6:12 pm

    Joe-

    Almost developed? Dude your 23 use some damn steriods. If it has grown by now it is not going to!

    Someone get that boy some testerone!

  9. Lisa
    March 17th, 2008 | 3:21 pm

    One of the funniest part of my day is when Pete picks on Joe. That cracks me up! Get the man some coffee! lol

    Poor Joe though. Not fair to pick on the scrawny kids they can’t help being so small.

  10. Scott the Trucker
    April 11th, 2008 | 9:52 pm

    Wow! People like the site I guess! Poor Pete, gonna lose his smokin hot wife to be to the diminutive Joe. And as for Brian, if Alexandra is as hot as she sounds, you the man!

  11. April 11th, 2008 | 10:30 pm

    This thread is full of comment SPAM.

    Brian, there are plugins which will help prevent this.

  12. Scott the Trucker
    April 11th, 2008 | 10:45 pm

    enough is enough, cool site, son of a bitch.

  13. April 12th, 2008 | 12:24 am
  14. April 12th, 2008 | 12:26 am

    I think you can also add one of those ‘type the letters as they appear’ boxes.

  15. April 12th, 2008 | 12:28 am

    I’ve got the site loaded with plugins, Todd. I just upgraded some, but this is probably the last phase of spam attacks before I have to implement a login/CAPTCHA system. I’m going to delete your comments and this one soon.

  16. April 12th, 2008 | 12:51 am

    Yeah, CAPTCHA. That’ll do it.

  17. John from Cleveland
    April 12th, 2008 | 11:52 am

    We knew that Pete’s wife had low standards already, but then she goes after that goofy looking guy? I bet he doesn’t even have pubes yet.

  18. April 15th, 2008 | 9:04 pm

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  19. April 17th, 2008 | 2:30 pm

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  20. April 17th, 2008 | 6:56 pm

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