“If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.”  —George Bernard Shaw

“I thought I was ‘The One?’” ~ Keanu Reeves

Republican Candidate John McCain has broken his promise.  Such a politician.  He claimed he would run a clean campaign, saying the American people deserve to hear what candidates think about the issues and shouldn’t have to pick a president based on the mudslinging campaign ads.  His latest ad, “The One,” paints Barack Obama as the chosen candidate who has proved his popularity, but, is he ready to lead?  Um?  Wait a minute…  I am really confused.  People like this guy.  It seems like he is the choice of the majority.  I am voting for this guy!  But this ad is paid for by the opponent?!  Hmm…  I should get Pete to hire the advertising company John McCain hired to make an ad bad mouthing me.  Maybe I wouldn’t come off as such a douche.

  1. Adam in Texas on August 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm.

    There is no spoon.

    1. B.C. Weasel on August 6, 2008 at 1:43 am.

      remember, it is not the spoon that bends, it is yourself!

  2. John from Cleveland on August 5, 2008 at 4:44 am.

    I know Kung Fu

  3. Steve from Jasper on August 5, 2008 at 12:03 pm.

    Just a case of throwing turds at the wall to see if they’ll stick.

    1. Big Brother on August 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm.

      Steve, are there other such cases of turd throwing? I do that with pasta to tell if it’s done. Is that the same, or…?

      1. B.C. Weasel on August 6, 2008 at 1:44 am.

        somebody needs a little Rachael Ray!

      2. John from Cleveland on August 6, 2008 at 6:51 am.

        I prefer Giada… my wife said that I can sleep with her if I get the chance. 

      3. Steve from Jasper on August 6, 2008 at 9:48 am.

        Big Brother, now that is a sick thought. I think both these turd candidates are done but I’m not putting them on my plate!

  4. Steve from Jasper on August 6, 2008 at 9:23 pm.

    Off Topic but here it is:

    China=We’re Screwed. They’re going to have much more influence on the world than us in the near future.
    Our leaders keep talking about the “World Economy” but their actions are stuck in the 20th century.
    We should start making things that China wants!

    1. John from Cleveland on August 7, 2008 at 8:45 am.

      World economy?

      NOTHING comes from Africa… Almost NOTHING comes from Oceania (Australia)…  Europe’s main export is Tourism….  What’s left?


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