Republican Candidate John McCain has broken his promise.  Such a politician.  He claimed he would run a clean campaign, saying the American people deserve to hear what candidates think about the issues and shouldn’t have to pick a president based on the mudslinging campaign ads.  His latest ad, “The One,” paints Barack Obama as the chosen candidate who has proved his popularity, but, is he ready to lead?  Um?  Wait a minute…  I am really confused.  People like this guy.  It seems like he is the choice of the majority.  I am voting for this guy!  But this ad is paid for by the opponent?!  Hmm…  I should get Pete to hire the advertising company John McCain hired to make an ad bad mouthing me.  Maybe I wouldn’t come off as such a douche.

Pat Robertson spoke to God again. He apparently makes these chats annual traditions. I hadn’t realized it until this year. As I don’t follow much news about him. Unfortunately CNN.com wasted 5 minutes of my day by posting an article about the predictions God told him to make.

Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in “mass killing” late in 2007. Two years ago Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Other predictions he had made that came true were that Luke Skywalker would succeed in destroying the Death Star on May 25, 1977. Robertson also predicted that The Smurfs would run for a total of 9 seasons and that e coli would be found in spinach this year.

Roberts was quoted as saying “I have a relatively good track record,” and “Sometimes I miss.” Immedaitely after saying that a guy who looks just like me punched him directly in his crazy head full of lies and trickery.