Breaking News: Board Op Aaron was ‘Ugly Baby’
What a revelation in the final hour of the show today! Board Op Aaron’s mom Patricia called in to chastize Pete for claiming she doesn’t like his show (which he said behind her back after she hung up during the first hour). But then, to demonstrate her honesty and forthrightness, Patricia revealed that Aaron was “an ugly baby.” Aaron immediately replied and retracted his appreciative letter to his mother, which he had read on the air during Hour 1.
The PBM studio was really shaken up by revelations that Aaron — who I can attest is a good looking fellow today — was once unbearably hideous. So ugly, in fact, that Patricia did not take or even allow any photos for the first six months of Aaron’s life.
Maybe we’ll have Patricia sit down with a forensic artist and develop a sketch of Newborn Aaron. In the meantime, if you have a guess as to what Ugly Aaron looked like, send it to me at bigbroXX at petesbigmouth.com (remove the XX).
Also, if you don’t think Patricia sounds like the coolest mom this side of Mama Mary, you hate freedom.
Okay, this is only going to get a lot of people to host their baby pics…
Can we PLEASE get some pictures of a young P-Jimmy?
LOL P-Jimmy. That’s awesome!
I’m visiting Mama Mary this weekend so I’ll grab some goodies to scan.
BBB
Aaron was one of the most adorable young children growing up that there ever was. I remember having to chase the girls away from the time he was two weeks old…alot of them were older, cougars, so I thought they were way out of his leage. Needless to say, he is still the play-boy he has always been since he was a baby and I don’t understand these false alegations from Patrica about him being an ugly baby.
I for one have known Aaron for many years. As long as I have known him, he has been a lady’s man, a white Leon Phelps. Rumor has it that the SNL skit was based on Aarons college days at Ramapo. I am honestly affraid to bring my girl around him, not saying I don’t trust him, but the ladies can’t seem to control themselves. I wouldn’t mind looking like him, if they ever successfully master the face lift, that’s the man I would want to look like. Enough Said
I’ve seen this Aaron fellow before. I’ve known him since he was born. He was born not only with a hideous face defect but also with a below average penis size. I have it from a pretty good source that his circumcision was botched and they cut off way more then half. Not only does he look like a bag full of dead fetuses but he will always be known as peanut- prick aaron amongst his friends and family he grew up with. Patricia was right: Aaron was an ugly baby… know he is better looking but still has a 2 inch cock.
I am actually Aaron’s younger brother, and come to think of it I don’t beleive I have ever seen a newborn picture of him ever. So as to these allegations, there just may be some weight behind them. But in his defense as other’s have said, he certainly did sprout at around 1 years old at least and has been the ladies man ever since.
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