“If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.”  —George Bernard Shaw

About Big Brother

Pete's Big Brother is Brian Dominick. Older, wiser, better looking, and -- as you can see from the mere fact that he is able to write such things without Pete changing or deleting them -- more technically adept. Brian spent 15 years in journalism before finally succumbing to his sole sibling's belief that laughter and a loud mouth will always trump truth and accuracy. Now he consults for Pete's Big Mouth and runs this handy-dandy weblog. Brian lives in Syracuse, NY, where both Dominick boys were born and raised. He remains close to their aging parents because he loves them more.

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The Last Debate

Okay, so they’re over. Reactions?

What did you think of McCain’s attempt to steal Obama’s “Joe the Plumber” thunder? Do you think McCain could have explained how his economic plan would effect Joe the Plumber off the cuff? It turns out ol’ Joe thinks Barack Obama is a socialist, which just goes to show that Joe the Plumber is kind of dumb. Funny how the people most certain that Obama is not a socialist are actual socialists.

Mini Pete?

PBM listener Kevin sent us a link to this video that he and Pete claim is of a miniature version of Pete.

What do you think? Spitting image or a stretch.

Children Living and Learning

Pete read this poem by Dorothy Law Nolte on the air during the final minutes of the show. He also admonished parents who do not have a copy of it hanging on a wall in their house, which might’ve been a wee bit harsh. Anyway, on one hand, I agree with him that the poem is really… well… sweet. On the other hand, it seems kind of wrong in a few places, even to my bleeding heart.

If children live with criticism, they learn to condemn.
If children live with hostility, they learn to fight.
If children live with fear, they learn to be apprehensive.
If children live with pity, they learn to feel sorry for themselves.
If children live with ridicule, they learn to feel shy.
If children live with jealousy, they learn to feel envy.
If children live with shame, they learn to feel guilty.
If children live with encouragement, they learn confidence.
If children live with tolerance, they learn patience.
If children live with praise, they learn appreciation.
If children live with acceptance, they learn to love.
If children live with approval, they learn to like themselves.
If children live with recognition, they learn it is good to have a goal.
If children live with sharing, they learn generosity.
If children live with honesty, they learn truthfulness.
If children live with fairness, they learn justice.
If children live with kindness and consideration, they learn respect.
If children live with security, they learn to have faith in themselves and in those about them.
If children live with friendliness, they learn the world is a nice place in which to live.

So what do you think of this? Is it a good thing to teach kids that “the world is a nice place in which to live?” I mean, is that even true? Maybe we should be teaching them it’s their responsibility to make it such a place. I mean, the hostility line is definitely true, but do we really never want to criticize kids? Anyway, I suspect I agree with this poem a whole lot more than many PBM listeners. In fact, I’m a little surprised that Pete likes it so much, since he has talked several times on the air about how constant praise and approval by parents renders children weak. Or something like that. I figured this one would stir up some good debate, so let’s hear your reviews.

The Method to His Evasiveness

Recently, in the comments under my posting of the Sarah Palin debate flowchart, I called on our readers to point me to some good anti-Obama graphics. Adam in Texas, who calls in to the show and posts comments here regularly, took the challenge to heart by actually creating one of his own. And I have to say, I think his Barack Obama Associations Flowchart pretty damn clever and very well-constructed. Judge for yourself…

Barack Obama Associates Flowchart
Click to Enlarge!

There is one glaring factual inaccuracy, which is the suggestion that Bill Ayers tried to murder people with his bombs, or that he has stated he wishes he had committed murders. That’s quite far from reality, as Adam well knows, but I guess in this age of propaganda, it’s what we wish our adversaries said or thought or did that matters, not so much the truth.

Anyway, I still thought that was a damn good graphic. If anybody else has treats to share, send them to me at myfirstname @petesbigmouth.com (my first name is Brian).

We Knew This Was Coming…

For those of us who knew the Wall Street bailout package rushed through Congress last week was going to be a huge, unilateral gift to the same wealthy scumbags who screwed up in the first place, proof of our suspicion is already emerging. This is what happens when you don’t stop and ask questions about just how $700 billion will be managed. And you don’t stop and ask questions, of course, if you are foaming at the mouth with excitement about handing your rich backers a huge gob of taxpayer money to play with.

From the London Telegraph:

But the US Treasury does not have the staff to make the decisions about which banks and which debts to buy up and will instead spend the next few weeks hiring Wall Street experts to do the buying for them.

Experts warned the approach is laden with financial pitfalls, since it may be impossible to find independent contractors who do not have a vested interest in which debts to buy and the price at which they buy them.

The companies hired to identify and buy the bad debts will have to make decisions that affect the same firms whose shares they own. In some cases they might effectively be buying up their own bad debts.

This is quite possibly biggest domestic crime in US history, and they’re doing it right in front of our noses. The corporate media and the politicians don’t give a shit what we think. They’re not afraid of us, because they know their “democratic” system insulates them from our wrath while offering us the illusion of control.

Now our leaders have eagerly doubled down on our behalf, placing one more bad bet — this time with public money — on the very same dirtballs that got us into this conundrum.

If you aren’t outraged, you definitely aren’t paying attention. (Or maybe you’re a dick.)

The Method to Her Madness

Funny and astute, this blogger’s insightful flowchart says it all. palin-debate-flowchart.jpg

Pete’s Big Mouth vs. the VP Candidates… LIVE!

Okay, kids, just click the Play button on the box below and you’ll be able to follow along with the liveblog. You may submit comments or queries if you choose, but please understand these will be moderated to make sure chat doesn’t get too flooded. So by all means speak up… just remember there are a lot of people participating, so be judicious with your remarks.

The panelists are…

  • Pete “Big Mouth” Dominick
  • Brian “Big Brother” Dominick
  • “Jackbooted” Joe Salzone

Helping out and chiming in…

  • Sean “Surfboard” Bertollo
  • Aaron “Hellraiser” Hodges

Special Team LiveBlog of Vice Prez Debate!

You know you are gonna watch the Vice Presidential debate Thursday night. Just like you slow down to check out that car crash. Just like you watch David Blaine, secretly hoping he drowns. Just like you look at gay porn every single night. Let’s face it, Palin and Biden are both going to hang themselves… and we’ll be there with sticks to poke their twitching remains like political piñatas. And you’re invited to take a few wacks yourself! Just come to http://petesbigmouth.com/blog just before the debate starts at 9pm Eastern and join the fray!

Pete and I have asked PBM blogcaster and Blog Bunker host Joe “Slaughterhouse” Salzone to join us in liveblogging the debate. (As a special feature, Joe and I will be attempting to diagram Sarah Palin’s sentences in real time to determine if they have any syntactic validity whatsoever.) We’ve also gotten commitments from Sean “TV Dinner” Bertollo and Aaron “Buster Lover” Hodges… so now all we need is you.

Now, if you’re like my brother, you might get halfway through the debate, wondering the whole time what you were forgetting, and then go, “Shit! I’m missing the Pete’s Big Mouth liveblog simulcast extravaganza!” Or you might get caught up looking at gay porn and forget the debate altogether! So to make sure that doesn’t happen — and to make sure you never miss any of Pete’s events (like national TV appearances and other cool stuff) — you should go subscribe to Pete’s new Twitter feed. Whenever we post an update to Twitter, you’ll get it, and that way you won’t miss the next time Pete goes on Comedy Central to deliver his hack jokes about funny things that supposedly happened at the gym.

If you don’t want to deal with Twitter, you can use the email form below to schedule a reminder message. Got it? Good!

Then we’ll see you Thursday night. The party will get started around 8:50 pm, I imagine. You can join the discussion any time. Pete will figure out the software around 9:45 pm. And if you’re the type who listens but never calls, don’t worry, you won’t be expected to make comments — most people are just going to be reading along to add some humor to the hellishness of the evening.

What SHOULD Be Done About the Mortgage/Wall St. Crisis?

We spent a couple hours on the air today talking about where the problems are rooted, but it’s decidedly harder to decide what to do than to decide who is at fault. So now that we’ve pointed some blame, can we point out solutions? I have not found any ideas that thrill me in particular. Here are a few that don’t seem entirely stupid, but I’d love to hear yours (or have you link to alternatives).

I’ll kick it off with a reference to one of the few people who said this crisis was coming way back when (as mentioned in a previous post). Dean Baker offers several “progressive conditions for a bailout,” which I find a little weak and watered down, ut which are probably more severe than anything our Congressional representatives will come up with.

This blogger whose work I’m not otherwise familiar with seems to think we should be letting the government handle credit, since Wall Street just proved itself entirely incapable:

The U.S. government is now the ultimate home mortgage lender, and consequently mortgage rates have fallen. The government has lending facilities for student loans, farm loans, small business loans, and myriad others. The task now is to pick up the pace. The Treasury and the Federal Reserve have been quite creative in setting up new lending facilities for the benefit of investment banks and broker-dealers. How about a lending facility for businesses to replace the commercial paper market? How about a lending facility for consumers to ease the pinch from credit card debt?

Here’s a quick analysis of the proposed plan as it stood this morning. Details always changing, but the important thing is, we should see some details before our rulers move forward on it, no?

Paul Krugman offers a pretty moderate view of the bailout, but he makes some critical points that everyone should understand:

And if the government is going to provide capital to financial firms, it should get what people who provide capital are entitled to — a share in ownership, so that all the gains if the rescue plan works don’t go to the people who made the mess in the first place.

These recommendations that economist Robin Hahnel referred to on the show the other day deserve another look, though once again I think they’re really bland. Maybe I’ll write my own ideas down soon so you all can thrash them. For now, I’ll let you all go at it over these proposals, or offer your own, in the comments.

Oh, and here’s an article on the credit default swaps that one caller brought up. They’re not super hard to understand, but they’re difficult to explain. This article does a decent job. These instruments constitute one of the major variables in this whole crisis, which is why I was saying news on just how bad off they are may be the next wave of the catastrophe

Last but not least, please enjoy this important message of peace from the Techno Viking…

Links from Today’s Show

American University economics professor Robin Hahnel was on to talk about the mortgage/Wall Street crisis. He recommended this article by Robert Weissman, one of the economists who has been most prophetic about the coming crisis that we’re now in the middle of, and one of the people with true alternative paths for us to collectively ignore as we hurl free money at scumbag CEOs and investors. And here’s a link to Robin’s books on Amazon.

Here’s the Sam Harris article on Palin and elitism that Pete got a chubby over.

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